We loved the concept and asked him if we could feature his team on TPD, which he was more than happy for us to do. Here are his picks for the ultimate UK rollercoaster starting eleven and the reasons behind his choices.
Goal Keeper: Stealth
Gets up and down easily, and it's got a big, tall frame. You're not scoring past that!
Left Back: Grand National
Right Back: Grand National
With two sides to the ride, why not have Grand National on both flanks? They'll put a tackle in and do the job full-backs have to do.
Centre Backs: Wicker Man + Oblivion
Big Bob is going to be brilliant at winning headers. Wicker Man is huge, and you can imagine the presence it would have in defence.
Imagine coming up against Wicker Man and Oblivion as an attacker.Their presence alone is enough to scare you. They're intimidating, and that's exactly what you want at centre-back.
Defensive Middlefield: Nemesis Reborn
It's got the longevity and the presence, and it'll put a tackle in when needed. Nemesis Reborn give you exactly the kind of intimidation you want in a defensive midfielder.
Central Midfield: The Big One
It's just there all the time. Wherever you are, it's there. The Big One will cover plenty of ground and help run the midfield.
Central Midfield: The Smiler
Long, full of twists and turns, and ready to cover ground alongside The Big One. Together, these two will run the midfield.
Left Wing: Rita
That cut to the right at the start of the ride makes Rita perfect for the left wing. It's fast, it's going to run at defenders, and it's going to score goals.
Right Wing: Icon
Similar to Rita, but with a bit more elegance. With that cut to the left after the hill, Icon can cut inside on its left foot. Still fast, still skilful, and ready to weave in and out of defenders.
Striker: Hyperia
It has everything you need in a goalscorer: height, speed and the perfect build for a striker. Honestly, it's hard to think of a better choice up front.
TeamManager: John Wardley
Nobody knows how to work these roller coasters better than John Wardley. He's the man to get this team firing!
It's a brilliant concept from DysonnRides, but would you change anything about his lineup?
Head over to @DysonnRides on TikTok to watch the original video and let us know which roller coasters you'd pick for your own starting eleven!
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